Evan Gelical

Pastors are souls of God. Pastors are the voice and the messengers of Lord Himself. Being greater than mere mortals like you, Pastors are allowed to commit sin.

I know what you are feeling child: Why may pastors sin while I must try to lead a righteous life?

Simply put: Pastors need to horde wealth, lie, get fat and accept and believe we are greater than you to create a following to spread our good across the land to convince poor people to give their souls to the pastors.

Pastors are above sin because pastors take the responsibility to try to control and guide the great power you bestow upon the pastors.

My son and daughters of Christ. We must begin to prepare for yet another rapture. We must prepare our bodies to be seen to release our souls to him Himself. It is the moment we have all been speaking of in our tongues. It is all the moment we have been moving toward with the repture dance. The time of the big dance and sing along is here.

Now we must prepare. We must prepare casting aside our worldly possessions and the concept of time and give our souls to Christ. We must prepare by devoting all our lives to the Lord and God Himself by waiting passively to do His bidding. We must prepare for me to guide and command you as a commander in The Lord’s Army. We must prepare to bow to my sword.

When I thrust my sword into the soul of The Dark Lord, Satan, The Devil, Lucifer, The Joker I will purify its soul. And I will begin time.