Evan Gelical

I have a personal connection with the Lord Our Savior. My connection is so deep that when I call upon the Lord to speak through me He speaks in voice that anyone free of sin can hear.

Speaking for Christ is something only a very few of the most devoted worshipers blessed by the Loud Our Savior, The All Mighty. The act can take minutes or hours while you’re rapping for the Lord far from the soul.

Those free of sin will hear and free the wisdom of the Lord Himself, and will be forever blessed.

The sinner will not hear what I say when the Lord uses my voice as a vehicle. The sinner will only hear the babbles of nonsensical talk come from my mouth. The sinner will call and hear what I say as crazy talk, but those free of sin will hear the message of the Lord.

Everyone will see my body start to shake and shiver and sometimes quiver as the Holy word surges through my body like a bolt of lighting. Everyone can see my eyes roll back into my skull. Sometimes, I am told, that my head will shake and arms and hands will flap like bird wings.

I do not always speak for the Lord Our Savior when the Lord needs to talk. Once upon a time He would talk through me all the time, but more and more worshipers are now available for the Lord Our Savior to tap to speak his tongue to the non-sinners. If you feel Him calling, let him speak through you.

That is a good question.

Yes, I was once know as Doctor James Dobson. I have since converged with Evan Gelical thereby taking over the power of Even Gelical. When I was Doctor James Dobson, there was a limit to my power to beat children and spread discrimination against faggots. Now, as Even Gelical, I am able to convince more people to hate what I hate, beat like I beat.

You may ask youself: Doctor James Dobson is such a powerful name, so why converge Evan Gelical?

Well, because Doctor James Dobson is a very powerful name, but Even Gelical has more of a belief base that I want to control and show that faggots are bad, children beating is good, a woman’s body is mine to control.

I hope that answers your question why I am no longer Doctor James Dobson.

Dancing is sexual, so it is very sinful and very bad. Dancing during prayer is dancing, but it is dancing with Christ. Any act with Christ is an act blessed and allowed and encourage. Dancing during prayer is dancing, but is dancing with Christ, so you are purified.

Christ is a powerful being. He is, after all, the Son of God. The Son of God has many powers, and one of those power is the power to inpsire others to dance with Him to bring a mortal closer to God. This gives the mortal a taste of the afterlife, and what is waiting after death, so the mortal will not lose faith and continue to walk the path of Christ. The dancing with prayer also gives the mortal a taste of the Power of God, a power it could have if the mortal doens’t sin during its mortal life.

You raise a good question. I am happy you seen this question to me, so I may offer some clarity for your purity. Never confuse dancing with another mortal with dancing with Christ. Never confuse any act a mortal does with another mortal with an act a mortal does with Christ.

Even killing is allowed as long as you are killing with Christ.