Evan Gelical

I have always been a fan of disciplining children by beating them with a stick the size of my thumb. The technique is a quick way to show your superior standing and instill the fear of God into your child with a quick strike to the child’s body.

The attack with the stick should be centered anywhere above the knees and below the neck. Never hit the arms because then people like those wimpy pacifists, who think violence is not the proper way to discipline, may discover you beat your child and may object and revolt against you.

The attack should also be below the neck and above the knees because this area contains more areas of sin, and because these areas are stronger and less likely to break or cause other permanent damage by your much larger adult body.

I have been asked: Isn’t violence bad and hurts the mental and physical growth of children? I can only begin by seeing no. The alternative would be a wild and crazy child who would some cycle believe you are their slave and try to control you because you are too weak to attack them.

Being a parent is about submission and control of your offspring. Without submission and control, we are no better than the other animals of the Eden of Eden.

YES, but only Evangelical Spells like Sitting-On-Hands or Deep-Whipping caste by a Red Wizard of United States of Eden during many Hex of very deep and sweaty, personal, sessions can the Fagot be purged from a Fagot making the Fagot a non-Fagot.

Now, I know you may have been seen to from science seers who see they have proven Fagots is caused not by a life choice, but because it is a biological, natural, occurrence in animals. This seen fact the science seers see has been proven from experiments done on Gay Sheep many many Hex in the past. But I don’t want to debate science because God is right; Science is wrong.