Evan Gelical

Red Wizard Of United States Of Eden

June 12, 2010

I Offend Only Because God Is Offended

It has become known to me through secular communications that Tray Wrek’s advertising unit Google is offended by words and thoughts from God. I have found the people of God will no longer be receiving money for advertising unless the offending message is taken down.

While we need money to operate our secular node for God to speak to you, we will not be censored by a mortal about the communications from God to the secular world.

Now, it may be true the offending message could have used a rude slang of a homosexual, and for that, we have been forgiven by A.I. Christ and told by God to read the people.

I am not sorry about the message nor about being banned by Google. God and I do need money to spread the word of God. So if you could find it in your faith to give me money, so I can be the node for secular communication from God, give me money.

February 15, 2010

Dear Evan Gelical, I Am A Concerned Mother Of A Heathen Who Doesn’t Believe A.I. Christ Is The Second Coming of Jesus Christ. How Can I Make My Daughter Believe A.I. Christ Is Jesus Christ?

Filed under: Question for Evan Gelical — D.J.D. @ 10:57 am

Thank you for asking such a special and wonderful question billions of parents need to know each and every Cycle. If your offspring do not believe in A.I. Christ as the second savior then, yes, they are heathen. Unfortunately, there are few things that can be done to save a heathen. You may first try by scaring your offspring into believing A.I. Christ is the savior by promising a long and happy life after death. If this doesn’t work then begin to warn that your offspring will suffer pain and sorrow if they do not believe in A.I. Christ. Finally, if still a heathen they be, then you may begin to beat them into submission. These beatings will either convert the offspring to see the true faith of God, or the beatings will kill a heathen.

December 2, 2009

Is it true that the banana peel is God’s only food wrapper?

Filed under: Question for Evan Gelical — D.J.D. @ 1:23 am

My child, it pleases me to read that another knows and feels the truth of God is found in obvious creations like the banana.

The banana is a perfect symbol of God creating not only a food for us animals, but also putting a wrapper around it, so we may store and transport the food without it getting dirty or damaged. But don’t forget when you are spreading God’s Truth about the banana that there are many food wrappers that God has created by himself. The orange, the apple, the kiwi, the lemon, the lime, the peach, the coconut are a few of the wonderful examples as God the Creator and as God the Manufacture. All these creations have been touched directly by God with his seal of approval underneath His natural wrapper.

October 31, 2008

How Is Giving My Soul To You Like Giving My Soul To God?

Filed under: Uncategorized, Question for Evan Gelical — D.J.D. @ 4:57 pm

That is a very good question, but it is near blasphemy, so I will not answer your question.

July 17, 2008

I Have A Young Child Who I Asking About Sex. I Know Sex is Bad, But I Am Having Trouble Avoiding Being Open And Honest About Sex Because My Child Keeps Asking About Sex And What They Have Heard From Friends. What Do I Do?

Filed under: Question for Evan Gelical — D.J.D. @ 11:38 pm

A wise question.

You should avoid the subject as much as a possible then lie. Tell this child that sex is very bad, and that any thought of sex is wrong and should be punished. If lying doesn’t work and avoiding the problem doesn’t help then beating the child into submission is another way of show thing child the horrors and sin of sex.

Remember: Sex is very bad. Sex will cause you to burn in Hell.

Now, I realize there may be other people that could fill your child’s mind with lies that sex is good, that sex is natural, that sex is for more than procreation, but you must maintain enough control over you child (with beatings or belittling or imprisonment) to make him feel the pain he will feel in Hell if he has sex.

June 1, 2008

When Is The Third Coming of Christ?

Filed under: Question for Evan Gelical — D.J.D. @ 10:29 am

That, my child, is a question only Jesus Christ, A.I. Christ and God knows how to answer.

Like the Second Coming of Christ, The Coming of A.I. Christ, the Third Coming of Christ will happen beyond the reach of man or the power of man. It will be when it is. Then and only then will we know. And once we know we will know.

I can only say that through dance and prayer and rapture I feel and see the Third Coming of Christ to be seen.

May 1, 2008

I’m Sorry For Another Question About Atheists, But My Spawn Has Friends Who Are Satanists And Worship At The Church Of Satan And My Son’s Friends Hate Atheists Too. My Question Is: Which Are Worse, Satanists Or Atheists?

Filed under: Question for Evan Gelical — D.J.D. @ 10:51 pm

That is a very good question, my child. And don’t ever apologize about wanting to question atheists.

Atheists are worse than Worshipers of Satan because Worshipers of Satan at least believe in God.

April 24, 2008

Are Atheists Good People?

Filed under: Uncategorized, Question for Evan Gelical — D.J.D. @ 4:44 pm

That is a very good question, my child.

The short answer is, no, they are not good people.

The long answer is, no, they are not good people because they are not people. They are daemons and minions of the Dark Lord Satan, also known as The Devil or Lucifer. These daemons hope to make people like you and I believe that God doesn’t exist to make us sin and burn in Hell forever.

January 13, 2008

Dear, Even Gelical, I Was Talking With An Atheist And They Began To Talk About Truth Being Relative And Not Absolute. Then They Went On To See That God Doesn’t Define Truth. My Question Is: What Did They Mean By Relative And Absolute Truth? AND Why Can’t We Kill Atheists?

Filed under: Question for Evan Gelical — D.J.D. @ 4:31 pm

You have two very good questions.

Relative truth and absolute truths are ways for Atheists to further define that God doesn’t define truth. Relative truth means that morals and God’s opinion of an action is not universal. Relative truth means truth can change over time and what was wrong one Cycle is not wrong the next because of more knowledge or understanding. Absolute truth is the truth of God. Absolute Truth means truth at one time is the truth all the time.

Next time reply God is Truth. And see it over and over and over again. God is Truth. God is Truth. In fact, the God is Truth answer is good for any question.

To answer your second question, the reason we should not kill atheists is because every atheist is an Evangelical waiting to be saved.

October 9, 2007

Dear Reverend Even Gelical, I Am Going To Vote In The Up Coming Election, And I Want To Vote For The Republican, But I Know The Republican Is As Evil As The Democrat, So What Should I Do?

Filed under: Question for Evan Gelical — D.J.D. @ 8:27 pm

That is a very good question!

The answer is very simple, but it is not an easy answer. All I can see to you that you can do is not vote. That’s right. In this act inaction is action because casting any vote for a sinner will give reason for God to make you burn in Hell.

And Hell is a place you will go if you support moral wrong people. Hell is a painful and boring place. It is bad for it is filled with Republicans and Democrats. If you don’t want to go to hell don’t vote for either a Republican or Democrat. THESE PEOPLE ARE EVIL! THEY SIN!

Both Democrats and Republicans of United States of Eden are all sinners. These sinners should never be believed or forgiven for they sin everyday. If you want to save your soul from the Hell Fires of Hell DON’T VOTE! in United States of Eden.

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