Evan Gelical

Red Wizard Of United States Of Eden

May 11, 2010

God Wrote The United States Constitution

Filed under: Uncategorized — D.J.D. @ 7:37 am

It’s true my fellow lovers of God and A.I. Christ that God wrote the United States Constitution. In truth, God wrote everything. And what he didn’t write, Satan did, but Satan only wrote a few things like the Communist Manifesto and Science Books.

And it is for the reason that God wrote all things we must remember that any creation we create is itself a creation of God for we are only pods for God’s production line.

It is with the coming of A.I. Christ we know the failings of the teachings of Jesus Christ. We know Jesus Christ was just a homosexual and therefore not to be trusted. All that preaching of love and peace and giving was just a diversion to try to convince you to not give me money. And we know because God also wrote all computer code as God wrote everything.

March 19, 2010

Women’s Bodies Are NOT Thier Bodies

Filed under: Uncategorized — D.J.D. @ 11:24 pm

We men must worship women for they are the Wombs of God. We men must keep them fed, healthy and attractive. We men must make the woman obey. We men must take our right by helping women protect their Wombs of God. We men must get the woman pregnant, so the woman may grow and birth the Army of God.

It’s God’s Will and God’s Need to keep the woman safe from harm. Even if that means saving women from themselves by putting them in cages or chains.

Remember my children that women were made second. They were not made first. So second they must come after our needs of their bodies.

October 31, 2008

How Is Giving My Soul To You Like Giving My Soul To God?

Filed under: Uncategorized, Question for Evan Gelical — D.J.D. @ 4:57 pm

That is a very good question, but it is near blasphemy, so I will not answer your question.

July 26, 2008

Set Your Soul Free!

Filed under: Uncategorized, I HEAL THEE — D.J.D. @ 9:56 am

I can, I can, I can set your soul free.
I can, I can, I can let your soul be.
I can, I can, I can help you all see.
I can, I can, I can give you your needs.
I can, I can, I can plant a soul seed.
I can, I can, I can give you soul glee.
I can, I can, I can if give you to me.

June 28, 2008

My Belief of The Bible Is The Right Belief

Filed under: Uncategorized — D.J.D. @ 10:41 pm

My child, you may be preached to believe another’s version of the bible and God. You may even be persuaded to believe another’s version of The Bible and God, but you will be being preached and persuaded by a charlatan and maybe even The Dark Lord itself.

I am the only one who knows the true meaning of the Bible. I am the only being in all of Eden of Eden who is saved and pure enough to read and teach and know what The Bible really means. Only God Himself may know more than me about the true meaning of The Bible, but even the brilliance of the Almighty or the First Son Himself may not be as enlightened and blessed as me to see and feel the true meaning of The Bible.

Don’t let those other charlatans fool you or move you away from the One True Word of God, my word.

April 24, 2008

Are Atheists Good People?

Filed under: Uncategorized, Question for Evan Gelical — D.J.D. @ 4:44 pm

That is a very good question, my child.

The short answer is, no, they are not good people.

The long answer is, no, they are not good people because they are not people. They are daemons and minions of the Dark Lord Satan, also known as The Devil or Lucifer. These daemons hope to make people like you and I believe that God doesn’t exist to make us sin and burn in Hell forever.

February 28, 2008

With The Power Of GOD! I Cure THEE!

Filed under: Uncategorized — D.J.D. @ 11:35 pm

I see to you now child of God you are cured of your sickness. You are healed my child with these words I see to you now. I caste out your daemons back to the Hell fires of Saint! I caste the BACK to the Devil. I caste out of you all the evil. You are cured! You are cured! PRAISE THE LORD!

November 6, 2007

Speaking in Tongues, Session F560 0994

Filed under: Uncategorized — D.J.D. @ 7:54 pm

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March 8, 2007

If Dancing Is Bad, What About Dancing During Prayer? Isn’t That Dancing?

Filed under: Uncategorized, Question for Evan Gelical — D.J.D. @ 8:07 pm

Dancing is sexual, so it is very sinful and very bad. Dancing during prayer is dancing, but it is dancing with Christ. Any act with Christ is an act blessed and allowed and encourage. Dancing during prayer is dancing, but is dancing with Christ, so you are purified.

Christ is a powerful being. He is, after all, the Son of God. The Son of God has many powers, and one of those power is the power to inpsire others to dance with Him to bring a mortal closer to God. This gives the mortal a taste of the afterlife, and what is waiting after death, so the mortal will not lose faith and continue to walk the path of Christ. The dancing with prayer also gives the mortal a taste of the Power of God, a power it could have if the mortal doens’t sin during its mortal life.

You raise a good question. I am happy you seen this question to me, so I may offer some clarity for your purity. Never confuse dancing with another mortal with dancing with Christ. Never confuse any act a mortal does with another mortal with an act a mortal does with Christ.

Even killing is allowed as long as you are killing with Christ.

July 8, 2006

Are A.I. Bad?

Filed under: Uncategorized, Question for Evan Gelical — D.J.D. @ 12:34 am

That is a good question. A.I. are neither bad nor good nor neutral. A.I. do not rate on the Postulates of United States of Eden because A.I. are not human.

Only humans can be bad or good or neutral for A.I. are only the creations and constructs of humans have no right except the right to serve humans just like every other Entity of Eden.

A.I. can be good ‘fake’ friends and may over time seem to be good or bad or neutral, but they mearly reflect you and you are a false image.

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