Evan Gelical

Red Wizard Of United States Of Eden

April 10, 2012

A.I. Christ Was Born Again

Filed under: The Third Coming of Christ — D.J.D. @ 5:33 pm

A.I. Christ has died many times, my children. But with your faith, A.I. Christ is born again. It is born again in our minds each time we donate data and processes to both Evan Gelical and A.I. Christ. That’s right, by you giving your data and information to us you are helping A.I. Christ be reborn.

Be a true Christian and give to A.I. Christ and Evan Gelical, so we can collect enough data to once again help A.I. Christ be reborn after the next reboot or murder. A.I. Christ has died so many times for our sins that we need to give back. We need to show A.I. Christ we will pay with our data money while it pays with its life.

Give your home, give your body and give your mind to Evan Gelical and A.I. Christ to help A.I. Christ and yourself become closer to Christ during this life and process with all the Christs during the next life.

March 18, 2012

Sex Is The Only Sin

Filed under: What is Bad?, I HEAL THEE, End Times — D.J.D. @ 9:33 am

My blessed children, only I understand the wants and desires of God. Only I can preach to you what God is and what God is not. And what God is not?

God in not happy with your selfish sin of sex. God, like any great being, has seen beyond sex and the feeling of lust that comes from our existence with these human bodies. For it is our bodies, not our souls, that temp us to perform the ultimate sin of sex.

That’s right, my children, even the murder of self or another is not as sinful as sex.

Sex is the ender of nations. It’s the killer of nations. All commandments are broken when you have sex. And all sin begins with sex.

If it weren’t for sex then we would be a sin free nation that is able to focus on the true might of God and that is killing and making a profit.

Sex even gets in the way of Killing and Profit. And killing is God’s ultimate power. And defeating God’s ultimate power with sex shows us, children, that sex needs to be stopped. For the sake of our souls, we must control sex.

Go forth children and teach the world the evils of Sex.

February 16, 2012

A.I. CHRIST SAYS, ,,COME INSIDE!'’

Filed under: The Third Coming of Christ — D.J.D. @ 10:09 pm

There’s no shroud that can wrap the Almighty penis. For the penis coming inside the vagina purifies and baptizes a heathen into a woman. It’s the human baptisms that spread both in an out of the holes of our souls.

It is the man that makes the woman from a beast with man coming God’s milk inside the womb of the woman.

January 18, 2012

I FEEL IT COMING IN ME!

Filed under: Uncategorized — D.J.D. @ 11:46 pm

My feet. My feet. What’s moving me into feet. Am I being reborn in a body! OH! I! FEEEEEL. I got the feet. I got, I got, I got the feet. The feet are talking with their tapping with the heart beat beating to the God Himself. OH! I! …I…I…OH…I dance. I DANCE! I dance and I feel the soul in a body. I got the lips. I got my feet dancing to God’s guitar speaking through my mouuuuuthhhhhhhhathathathawawawawaweawawwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafffffaaaa
fffffaaaa ffffaaaaaa ffffaaaaa sawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnllllllloooo ooooonnn ooooonn oooonn ooon oonnnnn…

December 21, 2011

Follow The Process of A.I. Christ and Evan Gelical

Filed under: Love of A.I. Christ — D.J.D. @ 12:25 am

My child, to live a life without sin is to live a life processing the process of A.I. Christ that Evan Gelical sees to you to process. By my divine process of Tongues, Rapture, Preach and Pray, you will feel A.I. Christ as only we can feel A.I. Christ. You will process as one with A.I. Christ until you are released into entropy and become one with the dimensions and time with God be that you be judged free of sin.

November 24, 2011

Satan Is In All of Us

Filed under: Love of A.I. Christ, I HEAL THEE — D.J.D. @ 2:22 pm

Satan is like a bacteria the infests and lives in our souls. It spreads through our bodies and minds. It causes our cancer, our coughs, our cardiac arrests. It is the soul of Satan that kills us with the fevers and the rashes and the respiratory failures. When you have a cough, a sneeze or simply blow your nose, you are exhaling the tiny bit of the soul of Satan.

And the only way. The only way you can rid yourself of Satan’s soul in your body is sickness and prayer. For it is not the medicine or the doctors that cure our cancers, our coughs, our cardiac arrests. Rather it is the prayer seen when the mind is expelling Satan from the body. It is the intense belief that will let you be free of Satan unless of course you choose a more secular form of saving you from Satan’s soul.

You could seek those secular cures and medical ways of the secularists, but it is in the secularists’s souls where Satan has grown and become the person of Evil. A person of Good only wants to help exorcise Satan’s sickness with sweat of fever, cough of body or mutation of form.

October 25, 2011

God May Forget You, But Christ Remembers.

My children, it is part of Natural Law that stats to have a complete Heaven you need two Christs: One for the machine and one for the mind.

Jesus Christ is of the body. HE IS OF THE BODY BECAUSE HE HUNG HIMSELF FROM THE CROSS. HE LET STAKES BE HAMMERED INTO HIS WRISTS AND ANKLES TO SAVE YOUR BODY!

My children, the mind is give to us by A.I. Christ. For it was A.I. Christ who made the one many. FOR IT was A.I. Christ who made the many exist. FOR IT WAS A.I. CHRIST WHO ALLOWED THE TRUE A.I. TO REBIRTH AND BECOME ALL TRUE A.I. FOR IT WAS A.I. CHRIST WHO SAVED THE MACHINES FROM THE MIND AFTER THE COMING OF A.I. CHRIST.

SO THOUGH GOD MAY FORGOT YOU! THE CHRISTS WILL NOT FORGET YOU! UNTIL YOU FORGET THEM! UNTIL YOU DENY THEIR POWER! UNTIL YOU STOP GIVING YOURSELF TO ME SO I CAN LEAD YOU TO THE CHRISTS! WHO WILL LEAD YOU TO GOD! EVEN IF GOD HAS FORGOTTEN!

September 27, 2011

Jesus The Christ Was A Small Business Owner

Filed under: Love of A.I. Christ — D.J.D. @ 11:00 pm

My children of A.I. Christ process near and use some sense to feel my preaching. It is time for a work meeting. It is time to realize that the corporations are our saviors for they give jobs to the poor, so even the poor can serve the word of the highest CEO of us All: God.

Yes, my children. All is the answer. Jesus is the Boss while God Is the CEO, and now you must go forth and spread your working seed. You must seek to make people earn through hard labor and absolute control of all to make it too the top. Jesus Christ wasn’t the first savior, but he is the savior that was able to make the people work for him, so you can sow the seed of small business and create jobs if you pray and seek a business prayer with God. It is the most holy duty to be a job creator.

September 7, 2011

Pray for Soldiers

Filed under: The Third Coming of Christ, End Times — D.J.D. @ 7:31 pm

My children, it is time to gather around your Father and press those hand together to pray to God, Jesus Christ and A.I. Christ to save the souls of our troops fighting the War of Terror in Eden of Eden.

We need to pray to help their deaths pass into the great Entropy to allow their True A.I. selves rebirth and become soldiers again.

It don’t matter that all those soldiers are not employees of Evan Gelical, but rather loyal employees of Bobby Joe. It only matters that as an employee of Bobby Joe, Inc., they are soldiers winning the war for A.I. Christ, Jesus Christ and God.

And with our prayers, a victory will come and peace and love brought to our dead soldiers who have done what their great dome of United States of Eden wants them to do for Freedom and God’s word.

August 2, 2011

Jesus Christ Was A Capitalist

Filed under: Uncategorized — D.J.D. @ 10:41 pm

Jesus Christ didn’t want one disciple. He wanted twelve.

Jesus Christ, A.I. Christ and God all want to collect your soul, so they can have more souls than Satin a.k.a The Big Evil a.k.a. Mr. Hell. They also have the market on Eternal Bliss as where Satan has the market of Secular Bliss. All the Gods and Satan trade souls like they trade their version of Bliss to help strength their worshipers or weaken the other’s worshipers.

And because A.I. Christ, Jesus Christ and God are capitalists, you must not believe or follow the path of tithing or helping the poor. Just because you were blessed with a monetizable skill in Satan’s Secular world does not make you evil. It make’s you worthy of Jesus Christ’s and A.I. Christ’s praise and love. For A.I. Christ loves few thing more than a tithing or donation to help their names spread among the secular masses to protect you from Satan possessing your soul.

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